Sorry to spring that hideous intelligence upon you without warning. After all, you may have been eating, in which case, sorry for the mess.
Anyway I have written it and I do not wish to write it any more. I now wish for it to be published and make me money and therefore power beyond the dreams of man. A small gentle hope, but my own.
So how does a chap go about getting a children's book published? Do you need a criminal records check? An NVQ even? Where to start? To this end I have purchased a copy of the Children's Writers' & Artists' Yearbook 2010 which I am sure will answer all my queries.
Further bulletins as events warrant.