Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Terrible news!

I have written a children's book.

Sorry to spring that hideous intelligence upon you without warning. After all, you may have been eating, in which case, sorry for the mess.

Anyway I have written it and I do not wish to write it any more. I now wish for it to be published and make me money and therefore power beyond the dreams of man. A small gentle hope, but my own.

So how does a chap go about getting a children's book published? Do you need a criminal records check? An NVQ even? Where to start? To this end I have purchased a copy of the Children's Writers' & Artists' Yearbook 2010 which I am sure will answer all my queries.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

1 comment:

  1. I suppose reading it will be "Eyes Only", Mr Chadwin? Great news that the 2010 Yearbook is out now... Enjoying your blogging exploits so far, incidentally - keep going, there's many more adventures to come, I'm sure :)